Anyone for some sex slavery?

A few days ago I received this email:

Hello Buddy,
    Was Sufferi8ng for an Escort and came across you profile,got interested in hirring you...am groom from Spain a Business Woman...am inUK for just three week on busines trip....am in need of your Service for hot romance,massage and sex...i will be offering you $1,000 per day for just two weeks (2) durring my vacation time...so i will like you to get back to me if interested in my Offer,so that we can move on fast...i will be taking care of your necessary documents to come over to meet me alright?
await to read back from you asap !


Suspicious much?


Firstly, that email doesn't even make sense, are they a business woman from Spain? What country are they in actually and where do they want me to go?


Secondly, only $1000 a day? I don't think so, I'm much more than that.


Thirdly, they'll organize my papers? No, that would require them knowing my real name, and I wouldn't trust a stranger to organize my trip to another country. Why don't they just find a hooker there?


Fourthly, they didn't even leave a name...


But, ever the polite girl, I replied:


Hey, I'm not interested, thank you for the offer though. xx.


I just got this email back from them:


I'll like to have you inform that am very serious about my offer and i will like to know if you agree to come with me down to Nigeria ( west Africa ) and to my price ( 900$ ) per day...? I will take care of your Necessary documents to come with me....and Our hotel accommodation down here...i promise you a better time together!
More so........i will like to know if you have a Valid passport or not? so that i can link you up to my Traveling Agent to help us about your necessary documents and we can move on fast...she's very reliable cause i've been working with her quite a long time now...so u don't have to worry about your papers....she can help us fast about that.......just get back to me in time ok?  this is her mail u can mail her here X@email.com


Yeah, that makes even more sense than the first one.


So now they want me to go to Nigeria do they? And they dropped the price...


And yes I changed the travel agents email address, but it was something random from a popular free email service.


Yes, doing this would be a very safe and enjoyable idea. No thanks. Do they think I'm stupid?