Pet Peeves

I have a few, oh clients, how you amuse me.

1. When a john emails me and says 'I really like to (I hope you don't find this offensive, sorry) use my tongue shall we say...sorry' OF COURSE I DON'T FIND THAT OFFENSIVE. JEEZ. Would anyone find that offensive, well actually if a guy came up to me in a bar and said that I'd be like 'Um, okay...bit forward don't you think?' but this is my job, I get all sorts of emails that have many (many) details in them, and they're graphic details. I like it when a john know's this is what he wants from the booking, I'm not sure if all female escorts are like this though, I only talk to male one's so far...

2. When a john emails me and says 'Sorry I haven't contacted you in a while blah blah blah' I get to many emails to notice, in fact I usually have to go back through my inbox to see who you are, especially since so many guys are named Simon or Mark or John etc etc etc.

3. When I get a text from someone saying 'hey how are you?' I'm not here to chat with you mindlessly, get to the point. Or when they text me wanting to catch up and they don't give me any specifics, um like who they are would be nice to know.

Yes, I'm a little pissy, but I just got texts and emails with all this in them in the last hour.

Happy Valentines Day.

Well, I was reminded by a regular of mine that I started this on the 14th of January (whoring that is), so not only is today Valentines Day, but it's also my one month whoring anniversary. How could I forget?

I'm not really the big romantic gesture type, I like simple, random things done for me that are actually something I want, not just a story that everyone 'aws' at, I like something practical, or something dirty, yes something dirty sounds great.

Although, I would accept this card.

My dirty little secret...

I'm sure I don't need to say this again, but I enjoy this job. I love it.

I love walking through a public place after, with my sex hair and my sexy clothes on and having men check me out, I'm sure more than the usual amount do. Can they tell I'm an escort? Or do they just know I got laid?

I love daring them to say something to me with my eyes, I love seeing the 'client' type man lust after me in public and thinking: You could have me anyway you want...If you could afford me.


It's such a turn on for me, I find that with some clients when I need a little extra kick to get through it, I smile to myself (whilst looking at him, he has no idea what it's really about) and in my head I'm saying something along these lines: I'm a whore, a dirty little whore, he wants me so bad he's willing to pay to have me, I'm accepting money for my body, etc etc etc


You get the picture?

And I love it.